Zach
“Think I could hit this golf ball over that mountain” – Uncle Rico & Zach
Meet Zach, a man who firmly believes he could’ve been a pro golfer if only he’d traded his basketball for a putter a little sooner. Don’t let his “washed-up basketball player” status fool you, though; he’s still got dreams as big as his Instagram feed is full of fart jokes. Seriously, his dedication to flatulence humor is unparalleled.
When it comes to golf, Zach’s dedication is evident, not just in his swing, but in his legendary notes app. Forget encyclopedias—Zach’s swing thoughts are a saga of self-improvement, likely rivaling the length of War and Peace. And speaking of sagas, who could forget the time he beat Dennis in the club championship? A truly monumental victory, even if he did manage to blow a six-hole lead in the process. Classic Zach, always keeping things interesting! While he’s all business on the course, often making some truly silly noises during his swing, don’t expect him to stick around for post-round camaraderie. He’s probably already on his way to pack for his big move to Bend, Oregon, where we assume he’ll find new audiences for his swing theories and, of course, his beloved fart jokes.
What’s in Zach’s bag
